Virtual Phone Update

Posted on Mar 09, 2012

Once again we've fulfilled a very tardy promise.

If you've called Kamanu Composites on our published number (808-228-8609) within the last year and a half, you probably went straight to voicemail. While we did our best to return every call, we weren't always perfect. Because of that, our phone system has been the perennial weak link in our mission to provide the world's best customer service.

To remedy that, over the last 18 months a small team of overqualified and underpaid telephonecologists have been working around the clock with only the occasional piece of bread and coffee to sustain them.* And they've finally cracked the magic code. Call us at 808-228-8609 and you will be connected to a virtual phone system which will then direct your call to the Kamanu representative that can best serve you.

Today marks the official end of un-returned voicemails.

*That was a large embellishment. The real reason it took so long is too complicated and boring to explain.